Sunday, December 29, 2013

An interview was conducted a few years ago, the reporter asked an old man various questions pertaining to his longevity.  What was it like back then? Greatest invention? Most horrifying memory... The old man had plenty to say... Wisdom, truth, illumination...but the most memorable to me was his response to this query. "What do you attribute to your longevity? Why are you alive and kicking?" The old man laughed, and said "three things have kept me wanting. Wanting to keep on going. Those three things are cigarettes, whisky and most importantly wild women.

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  1. This scares me. I thought those three things would kill me, not make me invincible! I don't want to live forever, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna be a non alcoholic, clean living celibate wanker!

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